Seriously – just Fukkk Offf.

Doesn't he look like a pleasant chap?

A session of wrongness at the weekend left me inspired by Bastian Heerhorst, aka Fukkk Offf from Hamburg. His name is pretty stupid, but I imagine there’s been a few funny moments when he’s explained it to people… Picture this:

Gurning (annoying) clubber is lurking around the decks whilst Fukkk Offf is DJing- he shakes Fukkk Offf’s hand (5 times) and tries to talk to him. “Wicked tunes mate – whats you name?”

“Fukkk Offf.”

“Fine I will.” Gurn-cock leaves and moans to his mates about what a cock the DJ is. Fukkk Offf stops getting pestered and can concentrate on his next mix without being interrupted. Job done.

And you can tell that he must have said it a few times to people whilst he’s been in the studio ‘cos his tunes are fatty boom batty. This one here isn’t that new, but it’s fat and is currently topping the Beatport Indie Dance / Nu Disco charts:

D’ Secret svcTight Jeans (Fukkk Offf remix)

There are loads of tunes that I’ve got of his that are worth sending your way – my only reservation is that, whilst they’re all proper fat electro bangers, a lot of his tunes are quite samey. But you know what they say, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! Here are some of my Fukkk Offf faves…

DJ Dan Seduction (Fukkk Offf remix)

Suicide Club – Sous Acides Club (Fukkk Offf Remix)

SCNDL – Drama (Fukkk Offf Remix)



One Response to “Seriously – just Fukkk Offf.”

  1. […] advice from Wikipedia? Fukkk Offf! I know, I know, I know, HazMat posted about this Hamburger back in May, but I fukkking love these 2 tracks that he didn’t put up […]

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