What will they desecrate next?


Sometimes, things are better off left alone

I’m dubious about remakes. I don’t agree with remakes WHATSOEVER.

However, having heard Daft Punk’s new Tron Legacy theme I must admit I am now pretty excited about what they’re going to do with the soundtrack. If you’ve not heard it yet, you’re in for a treat, it’s wicked! This John Roman remix is a bit ambitious, the guy’s got hold of this track snippet and bled 4 minutes out of it. Still, credit where credit’s due, he’s a 20 year old bedroom producer from Toronto and the track’s pretty good!

Daft Punk – Tron Legacy Theme

Daft Punk – Tron Legacy Theme (John Roman Remix)


Another remake that simply shouldn’t be happenning is the new Robocop film. Things are very hush hush at the moment as the film is still in development (release slated for 2011) but my source in Hollywood sent me this image of a stunt man getting to grips with the new Robocop costume. Looks shit.

Dy’all remember Friction’s track Robocop? Be reminded! You have 30 seconds to comply!

DJ Friction – Robocop

Basil Poledouris – Robocop Theme

Robocop game theme from the Spectrum

And finally we come to the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street. Is there need for me to say afreddygain that I think it’s the cinematic equivalent of spitting on your own mother’s grave? Or that in my opinion fucks like Michael Bay must be stopped before everything that was good about the 80s is plundered to the point that the entire decade becomes little more than a stinking carcass in the desert of history? Oh yes.

Now, listen to this slice of proggy filth – Dreamweaver by Gary Wright. The song that inspired the character of Freddy Kreuger and was sampled to make the theme.

Gary Wright – Dreamweaver

Nightmare on Elm Street Theme

Wes Craven is by far one of the most twisted people ever born. Hail!

Kara Simsek

13 Responses to “What will they desecrate next?”

  1. You know they’re making a film out of Thundercats don’t you?

    Ok, so its not a remake, but surely Michael “I’ve no original ideas anymore” Bay could keep his grubby mits off it.

  2. argh oh my god what the fuck!!!!!
    that fuck I hate him!!! I fucking hate Michael Bay, I hate him as much as I hate McG and I hate him with my entire soul.
    For the love of God when will this EVER END?!?!

    Who’s playing Mumra?

  3. knockturnal28 Says:

    Ever seen this?

    Ok so it’s fan made… But so cleverly done and gives you a taste of hour awesome a thundercats movie could actually be!!

  4. karasimsek Says:

    1. Cartoon to film – has this EVER been done successfully before? Do I have to remind you of Masters of the Universe, which despite starring top flight actor Dolph Lundgren is still terrible?
    2. This trailer is FAN MADE – of course it looks good, it’s done with GOOD INTENTIONS not dollar signs in mind.
    3. Hugh Jackman as Tigra is hot, but Pitt as Lion-o? Yuck!
    4. Snarf would be done in CGI and that’s horrid. Infact, most of it would be CGI and you know I how much I hate films relying on it.
    5. I read somewhere that MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY is in mind for Lion-o. Need I say more???

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  5. knockturnal28 Says:

    The Eternia scenes of Masters of the Universe weren’t that bad to be honest. What made it suck was when they went to Earth (which i assume was done because of budget restrictions) Frank Langella was pretty badass as Skeletor he stole every scene he was in.

    You can post all the pics you want of fanboys dressed up as Cartoon characters, they’re always gonna look lame! But it doesn’t change the fact that i’d be excited to see a live action version of Thundercats.

  6. karasimsek Says:

    Even if they have Matthew McCrap as Lion-o?
    What if they make the Thundertank be a Hummer?
    These are just 2 of my concerns.

  7. What will they desecrate next? How about this (skip intro to 0:23):

  8. Oh my god. I wish I hadn’t seen that.

    Lost for words.

  9. Do you see now!? Do you see that 99% of the time things should just be LEFT ALONE? (and no Henry, that 1% isn’t me starting to think that you’re perhaps even a little tiny bit right).

    For instance, Hammer Studios are starting up again. Wrong wrong wrong.

  10. allenkeif Says:


    There’s been talk of a Thundercats movie for about ten years, initially touting McCock for Lion-o, and David Duchovny’s (ex?) Wife Tea Leoni as Cheetara. This was rubbish. Then it moved onto the fans video, probably done over a year ago, i remember watching it on the loo in my old house, good times. Anyway, there’s been no real ‘new news’ on Thundercats that i’ve heard of recently. Don’t fret.

    I then remembered this little jem that i wrote on my old bitching and moaning blog when i was fat and lonely. May 2007, you most certainly SUCKED.


  11. I think we’ve just got our Friday website sorted out.

  12. Ha

  13. The rise of computer crime and armed robbery has not eliminated the lure of caged cash.

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